Mahjong

Mahjong Rules - How to play Cantonese Mahjong

The Geek Creed
Adapted from the Warrior's Creed, Anonymous Samurai, fourteenth century
​​I have no parents --
     I make DC and Marvel my parents.

I have no home --
     I make the Black my home.

I have no life or death --
     I make the roll of the 20-sided die my life and death.

I have no divine power --
     I make time and relative dimension in space my divine power.

I have no means --
     I make the bending the four elements my means.

I have no magic secrets --
     I make a good blaster at my side my magic secret.

I have no body --
     Well, I do, but I'm bigger on the inside.

I have no eyes --
     Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.

I have no ears --
     I make the song of ice and fire my ears.

I have no limbs --
     But it's only a flesh wound.

I have no strategy --
     And no plan. No Backup. No weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don't have anything to lose.

I have no tactics --
     I make crossing the streams my tactics.

I have no designs --
     I make seeking out new life and new civilizations my design.

I have no miracles --
     I make wheelbarrows and holocaust cloaks my miracles.

I have no principles --
     I make the 208th rule of acquisition my principle.

I have no friends --
     I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I have no enemies --
     It is perilous to study too deeply the arts of the Enemy, for good or for ill.

I have no talents --
     I make laughter my talent.

I have no armor --
     I make adaptive shielding coupled with an inverse polaron scattering field my armor.

I have no Castle --
     But Nathan will forever be my captain.

I have no sword --
     Well… technically, it's called a lightsaber.
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